What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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