Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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