ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
is it fun? or sober?
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