What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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