This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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