Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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