butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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