The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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