its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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