they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
