is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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