You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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