I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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