Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We left an ass print on the piano.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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