haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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