Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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