You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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