it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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