: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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