I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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