Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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