Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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