Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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