I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We have started to decorate penises.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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