i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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