I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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