Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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