a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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