I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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