so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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