Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Someone shattered a urinal.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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