Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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