I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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