I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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