Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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