Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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