is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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