Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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