So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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