She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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