shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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