I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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