Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My friends, they love my intelligence
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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