They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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