I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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