is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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