I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
its not stalking. its research.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
