just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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