He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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