There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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