i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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