there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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