Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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